I watched the movie The Truman show in 8th grade and ever since then I have has a severe paranoia that I am Truman and I was shown that movie only because they never wanted me to expect that I live in a fake world and am being filmed constantly. It is reverse psychology, you can't trick me. I have many reasons why I suspect that I am Truman:
1. This past weekend I saw a man riding his bicycle with two husky dogs attached to the front of it. It was Napoleon Dynamite meets Balto. He rode by my house twice. Fail on his part. He is being payed to constantly do that so I don't suspect anything.
2. When I see my friends around town they pretend they don't know me. This is because they don't want to get too close because they know they will have to tell me i'm being filmed constantly. (it is not because I wear all denim outfits and speak in accents.)
3. There are many dogs that live around my house. I suspect they are guard dogs, not street dogs.
4. When I give myself motivational speeches in the morning I feel like someone is listening. (the whole world.)
I am not fooled. I know. I am watching you.
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