
Remember in Toy Story when the green aliens are inside the "space ship" at Pizza Planet and the claw reaches down to take the ever so loyal Woody and Buzz Lightyear?
Sometimes, when need, be I play a scenario in my head that I refer to as the "Claw Effect"
In everyday situations when dealing with rude people I picture myself operating a large claw. I direct the claw (personally) to this disturbance of peace, pick them up and move them out of the building. In my mind everyone cheers and gives me high fives.
They congratulate me not only because I own a pocket sized claw that expands to a gigantor size, but because I taught that rude-ie two shoes a lesson.
Don't be snooty or the CLAW GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY.
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